One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
![cumberbuddy:
dudeufugly:
watsonsdick:
cumberbitchsandwich:
sherlockspeare:
ohmysaintedpyjamas:
Gosh what a derpy dork :) Martin must be rubbing off on him. (ooer!)
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING BENEDICT WHAT
Oh look, here’s the whole pic.
Martin, you cheeky bastard.
OMG, lol!
WE NOW HAVE THE BENEDICT EQUIVALENT TO THIS
THIS. FUCKING. CAST.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/853bd85c504ca03645e43c1b1640a0b7/tumblr_ml4i0li5Id1qzsan0o1_500.jpg)
